I like zombies. More specifically, I enjoy zombie culture. You know…movies, games, comic books, paintings, performance art…all of it. Dana likes zombies also. But I am clearly winning in the “more zombie liking” competition. Dana is crushing me in the “more hockey liking” competition, but who cares about hockey.

although I would definitely get into zombie hockey

So far I have played 284 hours of Left 4 Dead and 121 hours of Left 4 Dead 2 (according to my Steam profile). I submit that this is a respectable amount of zombie killing. I prefer the Romero style slow zombie, although I must admit that I do truly love the Zack Snyder 2004 “remake” of Dawn of the Dead. My point is that I have some zombie skills. I am currently applying those skills to increase my XP by watching The Walking Dead.

I would like the source comic more if there were more zombies in it

Season 2 of AMC’s The Walking Dead just started. I hated the last episode of season 1 where they are all stuck in the CDC talking about hopelessness and being generally depressing and lame. It simply was not interesting. So I was pleased with the show’s new start. There were lots of zombies and bickering between the survivors. Some nice face bashing with rocks. Some tense hiding under cars. Yep, the church scene was overdone, but mostly it was an enjoyable 90 minutes.

What I truly loved though is the internet dork discussion/argument/nerd rage over the description of the highway scene as a “herd” by one of the characters on the show. This led to comments full of misplaced smugness as to when that word was first used in the comic and why it would not make sense at this point in the tv show, blah blah blah.

My conclusion: The Walking Dead is good. Reading forums on the interweb is more funner.

Also happening: Dana and I are going to a haunted hotel in Vermont this weekend. Expect video.

Also happening part II: Saints Row: the Third will be released in a few short weeks. Games Radar says, “Imagine a room filled with serious gaming pundits, arguing over the musty old trope of “Are games art?” Dour faces abound and serious glares indicate that this is an important issue that we must discuss. Suddenly, a fat man in a Hawaiian shirt and groucho marx glasses bursts into the room waving a purple dildo in everyone’s face while ripping huge farts. The man presses a button on his remote control and a small army of prostitutes floods the room while a huge stereo emerges from the floor. The pundits suddenly forget what they were talking about and start to enjoy themselves. This man is Saints Row: The Third, and he has come to save us from this boring discussion.”

fun

-paul

Several weeks ago my tall children forced me to watch Insidious. It was scary for an hour. And then it was really unscary. As in not at all scary in any way. In fact all of the effective scares up to that point were turned upside down and had their pants pulled down the moment the red faced demon was revealed.  The esteemed Wall Street Journal says, “Its climatic moments are hilariously preposterous and not the least bit frightening”. Truth that.

Scared...until I saw you...

A few days ago I watched Grave Encounters. Yes, some of the effects are mid-west carnival fun house fried cheese, but it has real scares. Most importantly, the frights are not ruined by end of show lameness. Basically the Zach guy is stuck in a never ending tunnel and goes bonkers. Turns out that when you search for ghosts, you actually find them. Dana and I still have not seen any murderous apparitions, but hope dies last.

Zach from the real fake show "Ghost Adventures". He sees German metal

Finally, there is the incredible news that ATLANTEAN KODEX exists. They are from Germany. They are power metal which typically means “crappy metal”. And best of all, not only do they play “Into Glory Ride-era MANOWAR, Viking-era BATHORY, arcane ’80s U.S. metal served with a healthy dose of NWOBHM, folk and ’70s vibes” but they are all paranormal and stuff. Here is what they do:

ATLANTEAN KODEX is:
Markus Becker - Vocals, Speculative Archeology
Michael Koch - Lead Guitar, Cryptozoology
Florian Kreuzer - Bass Guitar, Ur-Theology
Manuel Trummer - Guitar, Experimental Theosophy
Mario Weiß - Battery, Gnosticism

Who is the Ur-Theologist?

We are hoping to score an interview with them very soon. It will be illuminating.

-paul

We are kicking off our inaugural weekly feature this week with a bit of new music. With this feature we intend to talk about whatever the hell is interesting to us at the moment…be it music, games, movies, cryptids or malt liquor.

The new Anthrax album is great. If you like metal, you undoubtedly know that there is a new Anthrax album out. They have been all over the interwebs with interviews and the like. Lots of discussion about the long gestation of the album and much arguing of the merits of vocals by Joey versus vocals by John (not to mention the dude from Long Island who was in the band for a few minutes and is now putting together “super groups” like anybody gives a shit).

former Anthrax singer

Worship Music is great. The dynamics of Joey’s melodies and overall performance add much needed dynamic to what had become a largely monotone barking in the Anthrax latter day catalog. I am no Joey apologist (and the wig is frankly ridiculous), but this is what Anthrax should sound like. The choruses in “The Devil You Know” and “I’m Alive” shimmer with life and real energy. It is good shit. Plus there are songs about zombies. If you are tired of zombie stuff…well…you are an idiot and I cannot talk to you.

where did this hair come from?

At this point, I would argue that Anthrax are the one band of the big four that are not devolving into parody of their former metal awesomeness. I was disappointed by Anthrax at Heavy TO as I thought their performance was lifeless, but I am sure that the upcoming tour with Testament and Death Angel is gonna crush.

Dana still has not listened to this album and for this I heap scorn upon him.

-paul

Reflecting back on our super solid snake trip to Toronto:

  • Metalheads and cops in Canada are unbelievably friendly. While it was definitely not a hippie style love fest, everyone we interacted with was super cool. Dana advertised the hell out of goosefield and we got a lot of interest!
  • I only saw 1 person vomit. But it was mucho vomit.
  • The overall lack of water and removal of all bottlecaps was pretty ridiculous. Hey Heavy TO people…it was hot!
  • While you gotta love and support the dudes in Anvil, the simple fact of the matter is that they are not that great. It comes off as a sort of metal parody…like Tenacious D but with more Molsen and bacon. And less good songs.
  • Michael Poulsen is awesome.
  • Rob Zombie’s show is incredible. His songs are boring
  • Opeth, Slayer & Mastodon were kick-you-in-the-face fantastic
  • If air drumming is an innate skill, Mr. P-Metal here has it oozing out of his molten body…

As you all know, dana and I enjoy the antics of the chupacabra…All of the goat sucking, Achilles tendon slashing mayhem is a treat to normal folks the world over. The following video contains footage of an apparently captured beast…or just a hairless coyote. Be warned…the video host will cause you to jam chop sticks in your ears…

what is it? And why would you let it go?

A dude named Jeremy Clay took some awesome photos of Megadeth last weekend at Heavy T.O.  Check them out below:

http://www.jeremyclay.com/?p=61

Posted: July 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

Mikael is on the September issue of Decibel magazine:

http://store.decibelmagazine.com/collections/back-issues/products/september-2011-083

More Opeth not metal stuff

Posted: July 26, 2011 in Uncategorized
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While Opeth were undoubtedly awesome at Heavy TO, here is more proof that the new record might not be so metal…check it out…